Novocaine

Feeling a tad spacy right now. Probably from the novocaine I had at the dentist’s. Sigh. Stupid cavities. Stupid fillings. I just wanted to share with you all an ad I heard on the radio this morning. So there I am, driving home from the dentist, listening to talk radio. The ads come on, and they’re talking about how hard it is sometimes to find space in your suitcase when you’re packing for a trip. Okay–fine. I’m with them. Their solution?

Disposable underwear.

I am not making this up.

Underwear you wear once, then toss away. Riiiiiiiiight. That’s just wrong on so many levels, but let me just point out that if your suitcase is getting too crammed because you’re packing too much underwear, then you’ve got more serious problems. What kind of underwear are these people packing? Seriously.

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2 Responses to Novocaine

  1. pythos says:

    Just a little note: I’ve been going through random LiveJournals for about an hour now, and yours is the first one I’ve seen that’s written with any coherence or art. I don’t know whether to be depressed or relieved.
    Thank you? ❤

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